I’m Trying to Manifest Peace, But My Life is a Survival Reality Show

Okay, Script-Breakers, pull up a seat.

I was about to leave my room for my ridiculous early country morning walk—zen mode fully engaged—when I looked up and saw it. 

My big, hairy, arch-nemesis spider, chilling on my high ceiling. 

I took a breath... turned back... and it was gone. 

Vanished.

A crisis averted, right? 

WRONG.

This is the chaotic, unhinged reality of a creative entrepreneur's life.

 You're trying to build an empire, but your energy is being drained by absurd, everyday chaos. 

I spent the next hour—and my entire evening—in a state of low-grade panic. 

I was supposed to be writing; instead, I was conducting a highly detailed search party.

In The Ash Files, I share the full, funny, and frightening sequel to this horror movie. 

You’ll hear about the "Evening Insanity" and the bad choices I made while trying to catch this eight-legged speedster. 

This isn't just a funny story; it's a peek at how easily distraction and fear can derail your entire creative workflow.

If your life's B-plot is constantly trying to sabotage your main hustle, join me in The Ash Files.

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